Seatbelts

What’s on my mind? Seatbelts. They plague me them seatbelts. The factories always {like always} position them juuust behind the seat in the narrow space betwixt seat and door. The time came when I dislocated my left arm trying to get at the stupid thing. Being a manly man as known far and wide I snapped it right back in the socket. Smallish ouch. Easy s…